- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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