What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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