Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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dallen loves penis

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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cory is gay

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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