- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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