A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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hi penis ham telephone

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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