- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

guess what>? your mum lol

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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