A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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