- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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