Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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epic win?

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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