What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Get on the boat.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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swag

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Heskey time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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