What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

hi penis ham telephone

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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