- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Whats worse than suicide? death

A hill billy went fishing

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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