- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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