- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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