- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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