- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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