- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Albert your flies undone.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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