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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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