- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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