- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

hola said the chinese man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are flowers.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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