When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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roses are red poo is poo

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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