Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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