- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

I'm so punny.

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