- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's 9+10? 19

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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