How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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where's mom I killed her

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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