- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

If life gives you lemonade.

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