- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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