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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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