What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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