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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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