How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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A whole 'nother.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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