There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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bite me

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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