A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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