- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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