Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Anti Joke

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