Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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