What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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