I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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