- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

An Asian with a big dick.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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