Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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