- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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