Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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