- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

quantum physics?

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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