Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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