- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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