Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Anti Joke

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