Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Michael Brown

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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