Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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João Duarte reads this.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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