What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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where's mom I killed her

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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