- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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