- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heskey time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Women's Rights

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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