What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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