How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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