Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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