- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Good job, son.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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