How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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