Barack Obama is a good president.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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