- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Barack Obama is a good president.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What rhymes with milk...milf

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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