What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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mitchell palmer sucks

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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