- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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