- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Albert <3 Hunter

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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