Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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My cat just died.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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