What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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