- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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