- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did John name his dog? Doggy

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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