- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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