A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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