- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

if got a joke if fogot it

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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