- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

i love to lick...

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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