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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I like school Said no one ever.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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