How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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