A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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