What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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