why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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An anti-joke

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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