Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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