What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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