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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

men's rights activists

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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