The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

a man was shot.... he died

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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