- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

men's rights activists

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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