- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I like school Said no one ever.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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