- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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