- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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