A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Mogok Papiti.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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