- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Albert <3 Hunter

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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