Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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