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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

If you just read this, You're dead.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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